Holy crap this is another MySpace first. I just came across a parakeet on MySpace named Boysenberry. With a background picture of Benjamins and a tagline that reads “Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money!”, I can pretty much guarantee you’ve never met a parakeet like Boysenberry in your lifetime. Check his Who I’d Like to Meet blurb:

Look, I’m not gonna lie. My mission on this thing is too escape this purple jail my mom calls a cage, to spread my wings and spread the love! Help me please! I am horny and I may only have months to live, since my life span is only 3 to 10 years, I am going on 2 years and 7 months right now….tick, tock, tick, tock! I want to fly high upon the wings of love!

And if that’s not enough for you, check out Boysenberry gettin his game on. Play on Playa!!

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